Meat! Meat! The wonderful treat!|
Made from beef and pork and feet!
Dripping with fatsides,
covered with skin,
just the beginning of our big din-din!
who needs it leaner, when it's just a weiner,|
a tube full of pieces of piggies and meeses,
not a round steak though it is so round,
it's ground up for dinner with stuff we have found
no poem could do justice, it's making me balmy|
to comment on the irony of a heart shaped salami!